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Archive for January, 2010
Love Quote of The Day 2/1 [RdY]
02 years ago
by DesiVitch
in All About Love
"Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other."
Gifts [RdY]
02 years ago
by DesiVitch
in Strictly Jokes!
Gifts...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Love Quote of The Day 1/31 [RdY]
02 years ago
by DesiVitch
in All About Love
"Love and you will be loved,
and you will be able
to do all that you
could not do unloved."
and you will be able
to do all that you
could not do unloved."
Deer [RdY]
02 years ago
by DesiVitch
in Strictly Jokes!
Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer
mere Hasrat ke janaze
0میری حسرت کے جنازے کو اٹھانے والے
کتنے بہ درد ہین یہ لوگ زمانے والے
کوُّی اپنا نہیں مطلب کی ہے دنیا ساری
اب کہاں ملتے ہیں وہ دوست پرانے والے
میں دعاگو ہوں سدا نیندیں ہو مبارک تجھ کو
ہجر کا درد مجھے دے کہ جگانے والے
سب یہی سوچ کہ ہر بار مناتا ہوں اسے
لوٹ کہ آتے نہیں روٹھ کہ جانے والے
ہمارے سینوں میں کبھی جھانک کہ دیکھو تو سہی
کتنے افسردہ ہیں اوروں کو ہنسانے والے
کتنے بہ درد ہین یہ لوگ زمانے والے
کوُّی اپنا نہیں مطلب کی ہے دنیا ساری
اب کہاں ملتے ہیں وہ دوست پرانے والے
میں دعاگو ہوں سدا نیندیں ہو مبارک تجھ کو
ہجر کا درد مجھے دے کہ جگانے والے
سب یہی سوچ کہ ہر بار مناتا ہوں اسے
لوٹ کہ آتے نہیں روٹھ کہ جانے والے
ہمارے سینوں میں کبھی جھانک کہ دیکھو تو سہی
کتنے افسردہ ہیں اوروں کو ہنسانے والے
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