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Hilarious Leave applications
Hilarious Leave applications
See How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications; )
See How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It. The Leave Applications; )
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Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
should be an attractive deal!
• This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
He needs to practice first! Hence 2 days.
• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
******.
• From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
Confession!
• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
Perhaps his ghost will return after the half a day CL.
• An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
Very benevolent towards his colleagues!
• A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Poor boy! He should seek T.C.
• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Ouch..
• Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..." A personal mail delivered by himself.
• Another one: really good one……………
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." To what? References of two people to be referred to?
• Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Poor chap, he is not sure what happens to his wife when she is away from home.
• Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." Yeah, wet!
• A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. " Perhaps he went through *** change operation.
Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
should be an attractive deal!
• This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
He needs to practice first! Hence 2 days.
• Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
******.
• From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
Confession!
• Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
Perhaps his ghost will return after the half a day CL.
• An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
Very benevolent towards his colleagues!
• A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
Poor boy! He should seek T.C.
• Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
Ouch..
• Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..." A personal mail delivered by himself.
• Another one: really good one……………
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." To what? References of two people to be referred to?
• Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". Poor chap, he is not sure what happens to his wife when she is away from home.
• Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." Yeah, wet!
• A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. " Perhaps he went through *** change operation.
